Lols

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i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

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“you look like a cat, yet… WHAT ARE YOU?”

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hey man is it okay if i change the radio station

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shadow-purple:

gonnaslapabitch:

oncelerswaifu:

marinks:

everytimeyoucloseyoureyes:

goodlyrottenapple:

thepetitemuse:

idwellinpossibility:

So much room for activities!

activities.

“activities”

SEX

yep

id eat pizza all over that

oh man movie marathon and then drawing and Tumblr and cuddling that’s just wow perfect

NO GAIZ.

I would hook up my computer to that screen and read fanfics and watch anime and watch Sherlock and Hetalia and go on tumblr and then fall asleep. And it would be wonderful.

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